Thursday, March 24, 2011

Blank Pages



Blank pages scare me.


It's because they stare so hard, so blatant, so unabashed. Oh, the nerve! There they are, usually one piled atop another, with their parallel blue lines, just waiting. Perhaps they want me to tickle their fancy with ink rhymes about spoons, moons, and raccoons? Or maybe the white spaces are looking for clickity mechanical pencils to uncover stories about teenage tandem-bicycle joyrides? What if the cursor sits and blinks, blinks, blinks, but can be put out of it's annoying, repetitive misery by typed words about this country girl I know who wore cowboy boots to her wedding and slept in the bed of a pick-up for her honeymoon?


Oh wait! I have something here, a poem-story-poem merger:


long after the honeymoon
a raccoon 
tried to eat the moon
with a spoon
But since he couldn't reach the moon he opted for one of my son's red-feathered laying hens. One dead chicken, one sad kid, and one mad mamma. The next day I found mister black eyes, harassing the girls by trying to wring their necks right inside of the coop. In broad daylight, no less. So I shot at him. I missed that mean ole 'coon 
but now he eats the moon 
with a big hole 
in his spoon.




Blank pages scare me.


What about you? What scares you more, blank pages or words that I have written?




  


* Thank you for all of your prayers and thoughts and kind words regarding my equine mishap. I am much better, but I overdo it a bit and then have to take it easy; we have a lot going on here at the ole ranchola. Basically, I think something shook free as a result of my recent head-thumping because I have oodles of noodles, no, actually, I have oodles of stuff I have penned. I caution you to read it at your own risk because oodles of noodles make for interesting blog fodder... whatever.



11 comments:

katdish said...

Snort! I think you would scare me mightily if I were a raccoon.

Jeff Jordan said...

I'm kind of scared of girls who wear cowboy boots and sleep in the beds of pickup of trucks...but kind of intrigued too:)

Jeanne Damoff said...

You're way too cute. I like your noodles.

A Simple Country Girl said...

* Kathy, I am ever so glad you are not a raccoon ;-)

* Jeff, Yes, so was my husband, way back in high school before he was my husband. I had to open a can of whoop on him cause he was picking on my little sis in math class. Boy, did I ever take care of that big ole meanie! Ha.

* Jeanne, I have never had a compliment anything akin to yours before, but I like it aplenty.

S. Etole said...

do raccoons spoon under the moon when they aren't being shot at???

Jennifer @ Getting Down With Jesus said...

I can see that the smack to your noggin didn't affect your sense of humor.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

(Still praying here!)

deodate said...

Blank pages shouldn't scare you...you have a great way of filling them. Sorry about the hen but, I feel bad for the 'coon' hope the 'coon' is better 'soon'
Andie

Laura said...

Smiling (are you sure your head bonk is ok? Teasing! You are the funniest! And did you really sleep in the bed of a pick up truck on your honeymoon, honey? I just love you.)

Kathleen Overby said...

What Jennifer said. :)

S. Etole said...

I like your wind chimes!!!!

No, the separation of feet and hands wasn't intentional ... just the way it worked out with where I was sitting. I may try it again the next time we all get together as it was really interesting to watch.

Ann Kroeker said...

Can't wait to watch the noodles ooze onto the screen here...love the rhythm and imagery packed in this lighthearted post!